Maynard: I am not sure of your position of self-appointed review criticizer and police, but maybe you can learn to accept other people don't think like you or have preferences like you. I see that your favorite foods are fast food. Mine are not. I enjoy cuisines all around the world and do a fair amount of cooking. Fast food is not one of my favorites. Indeed, SaludPan is gross. If Colombia food is your preference, well good luck to you. Most of the vegan and vegetarian restaurants in Medellín are very bad, as most simply make a hodge podge of salty and otherwise flavorless mush. I have written reviews for restaurants in Medellín that are positive. Simply because it doesn't line up with your expectations, you don't have to annoy and pester me on Happy Cow. You may camp out at restaurants at times to quantify and qualify their crowds at 12.00 pm in order to decide which restaurants are best. I don't. I eat the food. I share comments with people so I can advise them to enjoy the higher quality restaurants and avoid the gross ones. Maybe you have another goal for yourself in advertising for restaurants in the area. Simply because a restaurant exists for 10 years doesn't mean that they do anything right or wrong. It means they have been in business for 10 years. There are many restaurants that survive in Colombia for many years without being successful. It is pretty cheap to maintain a restaurant in Medellín without any revenue. We see it here all of the time, but perhaps your short vacation to Medellín didn't allow you to understand the business environment here. I gave this restaurant a one-star rating because it is some of the worst food I have experienced. I sincerely regret wasting my few paltry pesos here. My wife and I ate here, did not enjoy the food, and felt sick afterward. No cutting and pasting -- just my honest review. I don't need to elaborate to satisfy you. It is a fair review. The food is horrible. Learn to accept.