CrappyNow is forcing me to leave two stars this place should be negative stars. Two turds at best.


The chef / owner was so hideously unfriendly after we declined to buy drinks and ordered a mere $50 worth of food for two people, scowled at us as she slammed the food on our table for four miserable courses of bland and forgettable bullslop.

Suspicious, I was inclined to ask if she was vegan. I already knew the answer, as you can see the miserable menacing murder in their faces and the darkness of death in their auras.

What followed was a long and practiced angry sputum about working for fourteen hours, having once been pregant, enjoying to sin a little on weekends, obligate carnivore for her health as an ill-tempored diatribe against animals in favor of murdering the innocent for momentary culinary taste pleasure.

I was so uncomfortable listening to her hostile beleaguered excuses for being a hypocrite by calling her business vegan while exploiting vegans to take their money for tiny portions of plant based nonsense that I nearly ran out and forgot to pay, but feared that she would stab me on the spot given how horrifying her disposition presented and how angry she was for being asked if she was vegan.

Absolute exemplary illustration of why people who aren't vegans should not be allowed to call themselves or anything they do vegan. Most regretable dining experience of the year.

I would rather she had pooped on the table and kicked me in the face than taken my money for her hot garbage and embarassing vexation. I really hope this miserable demon of a baby animal abuser gets shut down and is free from the pain that this job clearly causes her and having to answer to vegans.

"But the food was good?" She asked at the end. Like that's a valid excuse to kill babies. Okay, murder my friends, take my money. Sure you have a free baby bashing card because you sold me something I could have made at home for 1/10th the price. Insulting, putrid, repugnant and not suitable for vegans.

No, the food was not "good" it was absolute low effort crap and I am astounded that other people found this place enjoyable.


You miserable morlock.

You are a fungus.

Updated from previous review on 2025-11-19