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theNumberOfTheBeast

Points +4929

Vegan
08 Jun 2023

Overpriced Bougie Bloodmouths

Had a terrible time here. Really sorry to report that this place is awful, the servers and management aren't vegan, I can only assume the owners aren't either. This is the embodiment of greenwashing. Twelve bucks for two of the tiniest balls of ice cream I've ever seen (like smaller than french ice cream) and if you want, they'll sell you half as much for eleven dollars!! When I complained about the weird up-sale of less ice cream for more money, the manager Alex gave me a free scoop, and then said the weirdest thing ever, "I hope you can get to a place where you don't feel ashamed for eating as much ice cream as you want." Holy crap.

Believe me, I don't give a fugg what a bunch of filthy bloothmouths think of my eating habits, after all, their opinions of food are garbage just like their ethical consideration for sentient life.

I have no idea how to explain this except they all got but hurt when I asked if they were vegans and they had to answer no. At least they were honest, but c'mon I'm not the one making you feel bad, you're the ones making Animals and the Earth not just feel bad, but die. Time to flush the vampire crew and get some vegans inside.

Pros: delicious flavors, nice product

Cons: no restroom, tiny portions, overpriced, weirdest up-sale, no vegan servers here, $2.75 for a cone if you don't want paper waste

IvyO

05 Jul 2023

The photo of the worker is uncalled for. She’s just trying to make a living, leave her alone.