Lacto
British
Non-veg

Serves meat, vegan options available. Funky coffee house. Sells a variety of packaged and marked foodstuff with vegan options. Includes granola, salads, sandwiches, cake, and nut bars. Hot chocolate mix is vegan. Has soy and almond milk. Open Mon-Sat 07:00-19:00, Sun 08:00-19:00.


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15 Reviews

First Review by PlantChemistry

eduardonasi

Points +1338

Vegan
05 Dec 2023

Para passar a tarde

Ótimo café para trabalhar, ler, bater papo. Tem alguns doces veganos, e às vezes pode ter outros itens, dependendo da sazonalidade.

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Points +22294

Vegan
06 Jul 2023

Fuckoffee

This place is f*cking great! 😉
It’s probably not everyone’s cup of tea (or coffee), but I’m glad it exists. Lots of funny / quirky things here and nice staff (who I heard constantly using the F word when talking to each other 😆). I’ve been here in the past and about 4x this week since I’m working in the area this week. Lots of vegan options available. Don’t miss this if you like quirky / unusual coffee shops. I didn’t see anything that was super offensive or inappropriate to me…but some people may be uncomfortable with some of the content, so have a look at what this coffee shop is about before going if you have any doubts. I’ll be back tomorrow! ☕️

Updated from previous review on 2023-07-06

cocoldn

Points +1050

Vegan
24 Apr 2023

Great coffee by lovely people

Fuckoffee in Bermondsey has a selection of non dairy milks for coffees (for no extra charge), they always have at least one tasty vegan sweet treat at the counter and they have a range of savoury vegan food too.

The social media campaign people are referring to is the fuckoffee in Bethnal Green - run by a different person. The staff in Bermondsey are sweethearts and were really upset by it all.

The cafe itself is quirky and fun, always buzzing with people and the cutest dogs since it’s dog friendly!

tapalong

Points +130

Vegan
24 Jul 2021

Not great

Their social media / marketing is awful. Coffee wasn’t great either.

Cons: Poor coffee, Not great vegan selection

GráinneO

Points +118

Vegan
27 Jun 2021

One of my fav coffee places in London

The coffee in here is so good! I always get an oat latte - either iced or hot. Never had any issues. Absolutely delicious! They have a loyalty card - get a free after you purchase 8. They have a selection of pastries which always includes one or two vegan options but I have never tried any.

EB343

Points +16

Vegan
02 May 2021

Truly awful.

The coffee was lukewarm and bitter. The owner is rude and the staff unpleasant. Absolutely do not recommend. Much nicer cafes with better vegan options nearby.

Cons: Decor, Coffee, Atmosphere

PatrickNaughton

Points +18

Vegan
29 Apr 2021

Dirty, weak coffee.

Poor weak coffee... don't bother.

Pictograf

Points +16

Vegan
26 Apr 2021

Not open to all

One need look no further than their Twitter and Instagram accounts to see what type of mentality these folks have about their customers and about the world. Most recently they posted outside their shop a "no fatties" sign on their bench and then took photos of this and shared on social media (as if it was hilarious). They have also shared racist, sexist, and ableist meme images flagrantly. Finally, there is an image of Stalin hanging in their café.

If this isn't enough to worry you about their business, multiple times they have posted social media retweets about vegans effectively being annoying customers who they have no desire to cater to. If you are looking for the knowledge that you're getting vegan food, I wouldn't eat or drink anything here.

Lastly, please be aware that they do not offer reuseable dishes in their cafés even to dine-in customers. All customers are given takeaway cups, regardless.

Pros: Can't think of any

mineer3223

Points +186

Vegan
08 Dec 2019

Rude staff

Rude staff. Gave us cow's milk instead of soy milk and when we politely asked for a replacement, they started swearing.
They had prepackaged vegan pancake but said needed heating up and they wouldn't do it.

nattytatton

Points +414

Vegan
01 Nov 2019

More like Fuckyou!

Rude server who humiliated our group when we asked for “for here” cups. There is seating so you should be able to get real cups. Being compostable doesn’t account for deforestation, production and transportation emissions, not to mention the experience of being treated with respect and enjoyment of an exotic drink served in an appropriate vessel.

Pros: Lots of vegan options

Cons: Paper cups only , Rude rude rude

aniarchia

Points +44

Vegan
04 Jun 2019

The worst coffee ever

We went there for a coffee, wanted to eat something as well. Coffee was disgusting and way too hot, soy milk wasn’t fresh because it created thick lumps on the surface and when we asked the member of staff if it’s normal she said that even if they remake it it will be the same. We are coffee lovers and we’ve never experienced something like this. Don’t recommend

Pros: Hipster vibes

Cons: Expensive, Disgusting coffee, Rude staff

Skyzieboo

Points +3507

Vegan
14 Oct 2018

Such a cool place!!!

Really nice decoration, pretty good prices. LOTS of seating but does still get so busy you cant find a seat. Perfect to meet friends or spend time doing some work. Lots of vegan options!!

Pros: Vegan cakes , Coffee art, Nice decoration

Cons: So so busy, Not all vegan

Ljmeep

Points +509

Vegan
25 May 2018

Great cakes

Good coffee. Great cakes!

Pros: Cake

jellygirafe

Points +37

Vegan
05 Apr 2018

No savoury vegan options? Not very clearly labeled.

Nice interior and friendly staff but I'm not sure why this place is on Happy Cow as there are no savoury vegan options?

Pros: Lovely staff, Nice interior

Cons: Hardly any vegan options, maybe no savoury options

PlantChemistry

Points +183

Vegan
02 Apr 2018

Best breakfast club in London

Even though this place serves a lot of meat it became our favorite place in seconds! There is not a lot of vegan options (possible because they were already sold out) to choose from on the counter but if you ask the staff they have more to offer behind. The “mother f**ker” smoothie was amazing along with their chai latte and banana bread. All their smoothies and hot drinks can be made vegan and they offer a lot of plant based milks. There is a lot of space with big comfy sofas and the decorations is quite interesting but nothing bad. We visit this place several times and I will really really miss it when going home again. Hope it will turn fully vegan one day!

Pros: Cozy, Nice staff

Cons: Could have been more vegan options




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