Lacto
British
Non-veg
Serves meat, vegan options available. Funky coffee house. Sells a variety of packaged and marked foodstuff with vegan options. Includes granola, salads, sandwiches, cake, and nut bars. Hot chocolate mix is vegan. Has soy and almond milk. Open Mon-Sat 07:00-19:00, Sun 08:00-19:00.
15 Reviews
First Review by PlantChemistry
eduardonasi
Points +1338
Para passar a tarde - Edit
Ótimo café para trabalhar, ler, bater papo. Tem alguns doces veganos, e às vezes pode ter outros itens, dependendo da sazonalidade.
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·X·
Points +22294
Fuckoffee - Edit
This place is f*cking great! 😉
Read moreIt’s probably not everyone’s cup of tea (or coffee), but I’m glad it exists. Lots of funny / quirky things here and nice staff (who I heard constantly using the F word when talking to each other 😆). I’ve been here in the past and about 4x this week since I’m working in the area this week. Lots of vegan options available. Don’t miss this if you like quirky / unusual coffee shops. I didn’t see anything that was super offensive or inappropriate to me…but some people may be uncomfortable with some of the content, so have a look at what this coffee shop is about before going if you have any doubts. I’ll be back tomorrow! ☕️
Updated from previous review on 2023-07-06
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cocoldn
Points +1050
Great coffee by lovely people - Edit
Fuckoffee in Bermondsey has a selection of non dairy milks for coffees (for no extra charge), they always have at least one tasty vegan sweet treat at the counter and they have a range of savoury vegan food too.
Read moreThe social media campaign people are referring to is the fuckoffee in Bethnal Green - run by a different person. The staff in Bermondsey are sweethearts and were really upset by it all.
The cafe itself is quirky and fun, always buzzing with people and the cutest dogs since it’s dog friendly!
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tapalong
Points +130
Not great - Edit
Their social media / marketing is awful. Coffee wasn’t great either.
Read moreCons: Poor coffee, Not great vegan selection
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GráinneO
Points +118
One of my fav coffee places in London - Edit
The coffee in here is so good! I always get an oat latte - either iced or hot. Never had any issues. Absolutely delicious! They have a loyalty card - get a free after you purchase 8. They have a selection of pastries which always includes one or two vegan options but I have never tried any.
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EB343
Points +16
Truly awful. - Edit
The coffee was lukewarm and bitter. The owner is rude and the staff unpleasant. Absolutely do not recommend. Much nicer cafes with better vegan options nearby.
Read moreCons: Decor, Coffee, Atmosphere
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PatrickNaughton
Points +18
Dirty, weak coffee. - Edit
Poor weak coffee... don't bother.
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Pictograf
Points +16
Not open to all - Edit
One need look no further than their Twitter and Instagram accounts to see what type of mentality these folks have about their customers and about the world. Most recently they posted outside their shop a "no fatties" sign on their bench and then took photos of this and shared on social media (as if it was hilarious). They have also shared racist, sexist, and ableist meme images flagrantly. Finally, there is an image of Stalin hanging in their café.
Read moreIf this isn't enough to worry you about their business, multiple times they have posted social media retweets about vegans effectively being annoying customers who they have no desire to cater to. If you are looking for the knowledge that you're getting vegan food, I wouldn't eat or drink anything here.
Lastly, please be aware that they do not offer reuseable dishes in their cafés even to dine-in customers. All customers are given takeaway cups, regardless.
Pros: Can't think of any
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mineer3223
Points +186
Rude staff - Edit
Rude staff. Gave us cow's milk instead of soy milk and when we politely asked for a replacement, they started swearing.
Read moreThey had prepackaged vegan pancake but said needed heating up and they wouldn't do it.
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nattytatton
Points +414
More like Fuckyou! - Edit
Rude server who humiliated our group when we asked for “for here” cups. There is seating so you should be able to get real cups. Being compostable doesn’t account for deforestation, production and transportation emissions, not to mention the experience of being treated with respect and enjoyment of an exotic drink served in an appropriate vessel.
Read morePros: Lots of vegan options
Cons: Paper cups only , Rude rude rude
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aniarchia
Points +44
The worst coffee ever - Edit
We went there for a coffee, wanted to eat something as well. Coffee was disgusting and way too hot, soy milk wasn’t fresh because it created thick lumps on the surface and when we asked the member of staff if it’s normal she said that even if they remake it it will be the same. We are coffee lovers and we’ve never experienced something like this. Don’t recommend
Read morePros: Hipster vibes
Cons: Expensive, Disgusting coffee, Rude staff
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Skyzieboo
Points +3507
Such a cool place!!! - Edit
Really nice decoration, pretty good prices. LOTS of seating but does still get so busy you cant find a seat. Perfect to meet friends or spend time doing some work. Lots of vegan options!!
Read morePros: Vegan cakes , Coffee art, Nice decoration
Cons: So so busy, Not all vegan
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Ljmeep
Points +509
Great cakes - Edit
Good coffee. Great cakes!
Read morePros: Cake
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jellygirafe
Points +37
No savoury vegan options? Not very clearly labeled. - Edit
Nice interior and friendly staff but I'm not sure why this place is on Happy Cow as there are no savoury vegan options?
Read morePros: Lovely staff, Nice interior
Cons: Hardly any vegan options, maybe no savoury options
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PlantChemistry
Points +183
Best breakfast club in London - Edit
Even though this place serves a lot of meat it became our favorite place in seconds! There is not a lot of vegan options (possible because they were already sold out) to choose from on the counter but if you ask the staff they have more to offer behind. The “mother f**ker” smoothie was amazing along with their chai latte and banana bread. All their smoothies and hot drinks can be made vegan and they offer a lot of plant based milks. There is a lot of space with big comfy sofas and the decorations is quite interesting but nothing bad. We visit this place several times and I will really really miss it when going home again. Hope it will turn fully vegan one day!
Read morePros: Cozy, Nice staff
Cons: Could have been more vegan options
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